i remember way too many small details about people so i have to act dumb sometimes so i don’t freak them out
on one hand cliche romantic shit irritates me but on another hand it’s like i want someone to fall in love with the way i laugh and knock on my window in the middle of the night to take me outside to look at the stars or go somewhere like i don’t care where it could be fucking walmart or burger king i don’t even care speaking of hands someone hold my hand just hold my fucking hand
Fire from a burning building being sucked into a tornado.
get out of there fireman what are you doing
there’s a tornado
I can’t stop laughing at this fireman
he’s just standing there going
“well darn, look at that.
There’s nothing about this picture that I don’t like.
the dudes are lining up cause they hear we got swagger
But we kick ‘em to the curb unless they look like Bob Dylan
I’m talking tambourines in our hands, hands
Robert Zimmerman, man
Rapper Drake successfully flips pancake